I watched a Steven Wright stand up this morning. I laughed so hard I cried and couldn't eat my food...
If you've never heard Steven Wright here are some good one-liners (which is all he does) unfortunately you have to imagine the complete dead-pan monotone voice he gives these one-liners in.
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Jim Nichols
A Speculative Fiction
www.JimNichols4.com
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Have you ever heard him doing this bit?
"One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building... I turned it... and the whole building started up.... So I drove it around.... A policeman stopped me for going too fast... He said, 'Where do you live?'... I said, 'Right here'... Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the hell out of my driveway."
It's so funny live, you'll pee yourself.
David
I can't help but wonder what this guys life was/is like. How does one get to a place like that in ones head??
My favorite..."I went to the New York library...wanted to check out a book...the librarian asked me to prove that I was a resident of New York to check out a book...so I stabbed her"
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